Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)

Sorry it's late again folks I keep getting burgled and I'm not even half as smart as any of these kids man like I can't build any of these traps I am struggling to defend myself my home is a shambles they took everything man they took everything they took my DVDs they took my Blu-rays man they took my 4K UHDs they took it all and I did nothing I just stood there and watched like a fucking jackass because I couldn't assemble a single trap I didn't even have to come up with any concepts I just tried to remember the ones from these movies but I couldn't figure out how to build any of them because I'm an idiot ok I'm an idiot I know that and I just keep getting my shit burgled I've been burgled like 3 times in the past month man

anyway thank god this franchise is over, next week we're doing our most requested and highly anticipated franchise yet...