"Help! Help! Somebody help me! If you can read this, send help! I'm a fat little German boy and I'm stuck in the chocolate pipe! Please for the love of god help me, I've been here for days! I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! Oh my god I'm going to die here! I'm going to die like this! Oh god! Oh god save me, please! I can't eat anymore chocolate, I just can't! I've learned my lesson Mr. Wonka, please! Ohhhh! Ahhhhhh! Owwwwww oh god oh please god let me die!"
-Augustus Gloop
"Hello. Please disregard the above plea for help. We have everything under control. You can trust us. You look tired. Why don't you eat some chocolate? Ah, that's better isn't it? Now you just relax and enjoy the episode. We've got it from here."
-The Ferrero Group
"I'm sorry for all the coughing in this episode, I tried to edit most of it out but I got lazy."
-Ben
"Help! Help! Somebody help me! If you can read this, send help! I'm a fat little German boy and I'm stuck in the chocolate pipe! Please for the love of god help me, I've been here for days! I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! Oh my god I'm going to die here! I'm going to die like this! Oh god! Oh god save me, please! I can't eat anymore chocolate, I just can't! I've learned my lesson Mr. Wonka, please! Ohhhh! Ahhhhhh! Owwwwww oh god oh please god let me die!"
-Augustus Gloop
"Hello. Please disregard the above plea for help. We have everything under control. You can trust us. You look tired. Why don't you eat some chocolate? Ah, that's better isn't it? Now you just relax and enjoy the episode. We've got it from here."
-The Ferrero Group
"I'm sorry for all the coughing in this episode, I tried to edit most of it out but I got lazy."
-Ben